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Someday We'll Know

Rachel. 22. Ohio. I am bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one i'd rather be than me.

queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional

(via sabor-a-psycho)

irnbruiser:

fuckingradfems:

fallenagain:

5sots:

1. Mind your own business.  2. Learn to be quiet sometimes. 3. If you’re going to be a shithead, just stay home.  4. If someone is being a shithead to you, kick their ass. 5. Don’t fucking rape.  6. Don’t fucking steal. 7. If you’re magic, fucking embrace that shit. 8. Don’t complain about the mess you got yourself into. 9. Don’t hurt little kids. 10. Don’t hurt animals for no reason. 11. Don’t put up with anybody’s bullshit. Ever.
Why aren’t we all Satanists already?

Because the media has painted any form of Satanism, even the atheistic sects (like LaVeyan) as baby killers and devil worshippers.Might have something to do with less people looking into it and taking any form of Satanism (including LaVeyan) seriously.

Because any crime that appears slightly ritualistic (especially murder) is immediately branded “Satanic”. Or the fact that the majority of cultures have some devil figure in the main religion practiced inside that culture, and so obviously anyone who leads their life with a religion based on the idea of that evil entity has to be evil themselves


Not gonna lie. These are all totally legit.

irnbruiser:

fuckingradfems:

fallenagain:

5sots:

1. Mind your own business.
2. Learn to be quiet sometimes.
3. If you’re going to be a shithead, just stay home.
4. If someone is being a shithead to you, kick their ass.
5. Don’t fucking rape.
6. Don’t fucking steal.
7. If you’re magic, fucking embrace that shit.
8. Don’t complain about the mess you got yourself into.
9. Don’t hurt little kids.
10. Don’t hurt animals for no reason.
11. Don’t put up with anybody’s bullshit. Ever.

Why aren’t we all Satanists already?

Because the media has painted any form of Satanism, even the atheistic sects (like LaVeyan) as baby killers and devil worshippers.

Might have something to do with less people looking into it and taking any form of Satanism (including LaVeyan) seriously.

Because any crime that appears slightly ritualistic (especially murder) is immediately branded “Satanic”. Or the fact that the majority of cultures have some devil figure in the main religion practiced inside that culture, and so obviously anyone who leads their life with a religion based on the idea of that evil entity has to be evil themselves

Not gonna lie. These are all totally legit.

(Source: calumhooddefensesquad, via sabor-a-psycho)

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via comfortablynumbgirl)

fistfightsandstilettos:

beckpoppins:

fluffyfrills:

mitzi—may:

shavingryansprivates:

i’M SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THIS IS

such drama. as if they’d been starving for days. :D

such cry babies oh my god

few things in this world make me as happy as this video

(via thequeen117)

cantletmymomfindmyblog:

The Markimash is strong in this one.

IM TIRED OF BEING THE SUBMISSIVE BITCH!

—Yamimash to Markiplier (via fuentes-booty)

secondhandmaster:

I am going to start writing a series of Markimash (Yamiplier) One shots :3

Why?

Because look at them!

I SHIP THEM SO HARD!

ONE OF THE BEST BROMANCE(S) EVER

okay? ok :3

secondhandmaster:

MARKIMASH :D <3 tackle of love

secondhandmaster:

MARKIMASH :D <3 tackle of love

dontkillchic:

aluminumapples:

dontkillchic:

holyjazspers:

dontkillchic:

DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT

wait what does fanny mean in england

VAGINA

in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.

hands over ownership of this post 2 u

(Source: yousyouk, via ironicdisplacement)

crookednose:

minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise

(via ironicdisplacement)

theeleventhsherlock:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Avengers Laughs, Giggles, and Manly Chuckles Set #10

I fucking love the Marvel fandom

(via ironicdisplacement)

itmakesnosense:

“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

(Source: onlylolgifs, via ironicdisplacement)

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ironicdisplacement)

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